Basically my thoughts on tonight’s Game of Thrones
OMG Sansa, Tyrion is just so nice! Why don’t you want to please him? Why does it matter that his family wants to wipe out yours, or that his nephew and sister are guilty of your endless torture, or that they’ll make you a Lannister, or that they want to get the North through you? He’s so cool and funny, why don’t you want to sleep with him? OMFG sooo stupid! —> nhf this sexist shit. She owns him nothing. I could write on and on about this subject, but more eloquent people have done so, so go and look for some meta on this.
Jaime and Brienne give me all the feels, but I admit I missed the “I dreamed of you”. Just nitpicking, I know.
I guess Theon’s… you know… is confirmed then? could we just not see the torture scenes? Fine, we get it, it’s happening. I don’t need to see it every episode!
I wanted to scream to Dany, “Just take the damn ships!”
Yep that’s all.
I will suffer for my poor bb next episode, I know.
But I’m dying to watch the BEST ROADTRIP EVAH!
I was on board with this scene until the “You sound like a bloody woman” bit. Like, Brienne of all people saying the whining, crying and quitting belong to the female gender? Excuse me?
BTW the women in ASOIAF do NOT whine and cry and quit. Not one of them.
If someone says Sansa I’ll throttle them. I’m not even joking.
Sandor Clegane is 27-28 years old.
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He is not in his forties, please. There is an alarming age difference between him and Sansa already, but he is young!
Reblogging ‘cause it can never be stressed enough times. He was 12 during the Sack of King’s Landing, and the beginning of GOT is set 14 years after that event. So he’s even younger, 26-27.
OMG
That proposal
I can’t breathe I’m actually sobbing I just…

PS 1: can Ted just be happy now?
PS 2: In the best Robin-to-Patrice voice “NOBODY ASKED YOU, MARSHALL!!” What the hell dude? You were all “we think you’re kinda perfect for each other” a few seasons ago…
Personal thoughts
No one cares, but I just have to put it out there. Personal post, if you are one of the 5 people following me (awesome, btw!), feel free to ignore!
I hate bacteria. I truly, truly hate bacteria. There are like a thousand species and the fact that I have to know around 30 of them for tomorrow plus the pathologies each one of them causes, sympthoms, antibiotics used and identification tests… they are driving me insane. Worst part is, they’ll probably ask me two or three questions about E. coli and then let me go. Which would actually be awesome, if I hadn’t missed a graduation party to stay home and study.
When I said “gee, I want to be a biochemist”, no one, NO ONE ever said it’d be like this. Six years, and it feels the final months are the hardest. I want my degree dammit!
Sometimes I feel I miss high school, then I remember things like geography, P.E., latin and it makes growing up a little better.
I just want my graduation party, with all the pretty dresses and the drunk classmates!
Now I feel better. Going back to bacteria…
On CW shows that I watch…
So, if Elena goes a little dark side, or likes the other complicated brother for a change, she MUST be sired? She had complicated feelings for Damon before but now they are product of that bond?
Yeah, ok, not a cop out. At all.
And I was so sure until this episode that I wasn’t a shipper!! In this fandom at least… (maybe I have some caroline/stefan feelings, but in a total never gonna happen way).
I don’t mind a good love triangle as long as the complicated feelings between the three parties are adressed. This is just… twue wuv separated by magic bonds.

On the other hand, I finally caught up with Stephen Amell’s abs Arrow and I loved the episode. So apparently the mystery guy is Tommy’s father. Way to go show! I did not see that coming! I kinda dig the relationship between Laurel and Tommy, and the whole Huntress/Arrow thing. I think, though, that what I enjoy most about this show is the Queen family dinamics. I loved the Thea/Moira scene, the Thea/Oliver scenes, Walter/Moira, and the previous episode final scene between Oliver and his mother. I don’t know, I just like them. Even if apparently Moira did kill her husband.
And hey! I’m branching out! I don’t just have HIMYM/ASOIAF feelings now!! Talking to myself about shows is FUN
Am I alone in…
actually loving Barney’s speech tonight?
Don’t get me wrong, I love swarkles as much as the next seriously-obssessed-in-a-kinda-worrying-way fangirl, but I feel this has been a long time coming. Barney has always been the one pushing forward their relationship, always been the one putting his heart on the line, always waiting for a positive sign from her. It’s only natural that he says “I’m done”, not because he doesn’t love her, as we know he does, and not because the writers are being trolls (in this instance, I think they really aren’t) but because he’s just tired. He broke up with Nora and offered her his heart and she tore it apart. Then they are all awkward for a while and he mends the fences. Then he’s the one to give the heartwarming speech and he starts the kiss. He’s just about done, and I get it, and I’m so glad he said it, because now it’s Robin’s turn to put herself in the line, to be the giver and not just the taker. So, you go, Barney Coco, demand some R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
P.S. Has this become a Swarkles appreciation blog? Huh, I’ll have to write about some other fandoms once in a while.
WHY?
WHY?
WHY ARE YOU TWO SO BREATHTAKINGLY BEAUTIFUL?

Mondays will be the death of me
Mondays have a different meaning now…
Today I was having a pretty relaxing day, a calm, nice day
Then HIMYM happened.
First, I was like, “new episode!”

Then it began, everything was great, and then BARNEY



THAT SPEECH!!!! And then they might have kissed, and the phone rang and ARGH PATRICE WHY???
But it doesn’t even matter because THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE. I have lost all capacity of coherent speech and will only speak in caps.

